#celebeard no.144 for 2013 - Mr. Matheus Verdelho

(Source: tell-me-what-is-life, via paulinegsv)
Madcon - Beggin’
Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!
“Holy shit balls!”
This is awesome.
LOOK HOW EXCITED HE GETS OMG
I LOVE THIS
This is my new favourite
I LOVE THIS
WHAT. This made my day. holy. shit. balls.
“Some say he has died in an avalanche of pussy the following day at school.”
Oh youtube comments..
(via xoshirls)
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
(via erikachandara)
what i never
learned
from my mother
was that
just because someone desires you
does
not mean they value you.
desire is the kind of thing that
eats you
and
leaves you starving.
(via chairolyn)
Being happy and meaning it = +1.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
(via fickleypickle)
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
(via fickleypickle)
(Source: whisperintoass, via nicotortorella)